This is my friend, he is bird. I am nerd for him.
The thing is when you’re bisexual, you’re not really surprised when a straight person is biphobic. Sure it sucks and you’re like “well fuck you too dude” to whoever the prick is; but it’s not so astonishing.
Biphobic gay people on the other hand, actually hurt like a motherfucker. Like bro you’re supposed to be on my side??? Like even “my people” can’t accept me?? That hurts so much more than some random dude who expects a threesome.
Inspired by Anita Sarkeesian’s Tropes vs. Women series. Its an amazing and poignant series of videos and if anyone hasn’t seen them I highly recommend them, you can check them out here feministfrequency.com Feminist Frequency is also a fantastic non profit so definitely support her if you get the chance!
A long time ago, there was a contest on 1UP.com. “Be a writer for EGM/1UP!” Wow, this is my dream come true! I’m going to win this! All I gotta do is write something!”
I never entered.
When the contest was over, I found out a “girl” won. “Pfffft, that’s ridiculous,” I thought.
I never entered.
Damn. Like…damn. This is good. Keep writing!
if only we all had inner dolphins
I’d like mine to be a spider covered in blood and mold spores pls.
Behold! A massive digital collection of textiles!
omfg. o m f g. Someone give me some chocolate and don’t talk to me for the next three hours *dives into the internet*
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
The little nod before the hopping really seals the deal.
Our Senegal, Gobo, views nearly all foreign objects as THE ENEMY, GET THAT THE F**K AWAY FROM ME NOW, I WILL DESTROY IT PRESENTLY!
I have had this little straw hat for a week, and was finally able to get it on his head for a second before he flipped the hell out and attacked it briefly before flying about, screaming, as is his usual way.
First, it was just in the same space as him. On the table near by, somewhere visible. Then the next day, I held it, for him to see before putting it down safely far away. Then I asked him to touch it with his beak, and rewarded that with a tiny seed. Then, I let him bite it a little, and as a beaky destroyer, he found the crunchyness of the hat tempting.
Over the next few days, I would slowly bring it towards his head while I was giving him head scratches. He would eye it warily, then flip the hell out and fly away screaming. I figured I’d scarred him for life and turned the hat into another Hated Object.
Tonight, however, after almost a week of trying to coax him into the hat, I came home late and he was pretty tired. Too tired to fight. Too tired to resist. And, it was as if he said “Fine…I’ll tolerate this for now, because I am confused and tired. And I want a head scratch.” Tiny victories over the tiny defeated.
He will get a nice gob of peanut butter in the morning, and the freedom to destroy the hat utterly while I’m away at work.
you know what i mean
Sorry not sorry.
The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?
I’M ON MY WAY.
Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA
SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US
3:01PM SYDNEY TIME
AW HELL NO
I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE
Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys
Meanwhile In England……
"Jolly great bit of Tea"
"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"
"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"
"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"
"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."
"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"
I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.
Ladies and gentlemen, the British.
Fucking tally ho omggggg
"SIT LIKE A LADY"