if only we all had inner dolphins
I’d like mine to be a spider covered in blood and mold spores pls.
Behold! A massive digital collection of textiles!
omfg. o m f g. Someone give me some chocolate and don’t talk to me for the next three hours *dives into the internet*
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
The little nod before the hopping really seals the deal.
Our Senegal, Gobo, views nearly all foreign objects as THE ENEMY, GET THAT THE F**K AWAY FROM ME NOW, I WILL DESTROY IT PRESENTLY!
I have had this little straw hat for a week, and was finally able to get it on his head for a second before he flipped the hell out and attacked it briefly before flying about, screaming, as is his usual way.
First, it was just in the same space as him. On the table near by, somewhere visible. Then the next day, I held it, for him to see before putting it down safely far away. Then I asked him to touch it with his beak, and rewarded that with a tiny seed. Then, I let him bite it a little, and as a beaky destroyer, he found the crunchyness of the hat tempting.
Over the next few days, I would slowly bring it towards his head while I was giving him head scratches. He would eye it warily, then flip the hell out and fly away screaming. I figured I’d scarred him for life and turned the hat into another Hated Object.
Tonight, however, after almost a week of trying to coax him into the hat, I came home late and he was pretty tired. Too tired to fight. Too tired to resist. And, it was as if he said “Fine…I’ll tolerate this for now, because I am confused and tired. And I want a head scratch.” Tiny victories over the tiny defeated.
He will get a nice gob of peanut butter in the morning, and the freedom to destroy the hat utterly while I’m away at work.
you know what i mean
Sorry not sorry.
The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?
I’M ON MY WAY.
Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA
SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US
3:01PM SYDNEY TIME
AW HELL NO
I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE
Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys
Meanwhile In England……
"Jolly great bit of Tea"
"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"
"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"
"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"
"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."
"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"
I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.
Ladies and gentlemen, the British.
Fucking tally ho omggggg
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT
I want you to go man!
if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago
People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.
I love these. I hope this happens :D
YOU KNOW WHAT A BANANA IS MADE OF???
SO MANY CHEMICALS
EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS YOU ARE A CHEMICAL SHITSTORM
THIS IS STUPIDIF YOU CANT PRONOUNCE IT DONT PUT IT IN YOUR BODY? WELL BANANAS HAVE PHYLLOQUINONE GUESS YOU CANT EAT BANANAS
I’m glad someone understands that eating cereal with a tiny spoon is wonderful. That spelling, though.
f u u u u u c k
Go read this piece. Get your mad on. (HT to Mer Yayanos)
It’s high time we a) stopping teaching girls via dress codes and modesty policing that it’s their job to be the gatekeepers of male sexuality and b) stop teaching boys that their sexuality is so uncontrollable it must be protected against.
YES. Thank you.