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Our Senegal, Gobo, views nearly all foreign objects as THE ENEMY, GET THAT THE F**K AWAY FROM ME NOW, I WILL DESTROY IT PRESENTLY!

I have had this little straw hat for a week, and was finally able to get it on his head for a second before he flipped the hell out and attacked it briefly before flying about, screaming, as is his usual way.

First, it was just in the same space as him. On the table near by, somewhere visible. Then the next day, I held it, for him to see before putting it down safely far away. Then I asked him to touch it with his beak, and rewarded that with a tiny seed. Then, I let him bite it a little, and as a beaky destroyer, he found the crunchyness of the hat tempting. 

Over the next few days, I would slowly bring it towards his head while I was giving him head scratches. He would eye it warily, then flip the hell out and fly away screaming. I figured I’d scarred him for life and turned the hat into another Hated Object.

Tonight, however, after almost a week of trying to coax him into the hat, I came home late and he was pretty tired. Too tired to fight. Too tired to resist. And, it was as if he said “Fine…I’ll tolerate this for now, because I am confused and tired. And I want a head scratch.” Tiny victories over the tiny defeated.

He will get a nice gob of peanut butter in the morning, and the freedom to destroy the hat utterly while I’m away at work. 

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Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

Fucking tally ho omggggg

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It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

I love these. I hope this happens :D
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crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

I love these. I hope this happens :D

After I wrote about the gender confidence gap recently, of the 10 items on a list, the one that resonated the most was the issue of whose speech is considered important. In sympathetic response to what I wrote, a person on Twitter sent me a cartoon in which one woman and five men sit around a conference table. The caption reads, “That’s an excellent suggestion, Miss Triggs. Perhaps one of the men here would like to make it.” I don’t think there is a woman alive who has not had this happen. The cartoon may seem funny, until you realize exactly how often it seriously happens. And—as in the cases of Elizabeth Warren or say, Brooksley Born—how broadly consequential the impact can be. When you add race and class to the equation the incidence of this marginalization is even higher. This suppressing of women’s voices, in case you are trying to figure out what Miss Triggs was wearing or drinking or might have said to provoke this response, is what sexism sounds like.

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Go read this piece. Get your mad on. (HT to Mer Yayanos)

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